After 450 years, he STILL can't get it up.
It's the late 20th Century. The streets are crawling with young, nubile women, ready to be "consumed"... But what can a 450 year-old blood-suckin' soul brother do if he has...
It's the late 20th Century. The streets are crawling with young, nubile women, ready to be "consumed"... But what can a 450 year-old blood-suckin' soul brother do if he has...