My name is Long Jeanne Silver, and I've Got a Secret: I fooled Mother Nature!
Long Jeanne is an average looking, average acting blond haire lass with one strange difference that made her a porn star for a few short years in the late 70's. Long Jeanne had phallic birth defect.... Meaning: A stump in the shape of a huge wang! Jeanne's stump is pretty repulsive, and yet kind or erotic at the same time.