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Crab Man Vlogs, an eccentric, 5000-year-old, DVD-obsessed crab, begins his vlogging journey by creating hundreds of short videos for his trillions of fans to enjoy. As his path continues, Crab Man must face mortal enemies, treacherous followers, and the price of stardom, as he fights to become the greatest content creator of all time.
